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Oh my, my cat is performing ungodly acts right in front of me. *g*

I bet your writing J2 NC-17 spanking porn has corrupted her :D

Well, if you put it that way... *g*

And I just realised I made a girl of your cat...uhm :D

Totally your fault if your cat behaves that way. There are NO morals left in this world :D

And I just realised I made a girl of your cat...uhm :D

Well, he is castrated so technically... :-p

Totally your fault if your cat behaves that way. There are NO morals left in this world :D

But...but I never read any fanfic to him. :D

LOLZ, when you mention a cat performing ungodly acts, I think of that cat in Date Movie. God, I just accidentally saw that yesterday. MY EYES!

I haven`t actually seen it but I can imagine. :)

Thing is my Rolli is a bit, well, lets say on the chubby side so he needs to lean back against something and wobble around to reach certain areas. Interesting sight. *g*

LOLZ, then you totally need to see that movie. The cat was using the toilet, an actual commode made for humans (which isn't unlikely, I had a cat that did the same) but in the movie, it was very theatrical and at the end lit a match. OMG, I was so grossed out but could not stop laughing. *slaps knee*

Ah, cats. Don't give a frack since their domestication: willfully use their tongue as toilet paper and get all up in their own nether regions with fervor.

Don't give a frack since their domestication: willfully use their tongue as toilet paper and get all up in their own nether regions with fervor.

Haha, they`re such devil-may-care rebels, aren`t they? :D

LMAO.

At least you didn't have to watch him have a breathless moment with your shoes this afternoon.

Dude - what is it with you and leather?

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