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SPN - Season 1 in lists
Recently I`ve done a lot of serious meta and have gotten cranky sometimes with some fannish posts. So I thought about doing something cheery and funny. Combined with my OCDness and my fondness for making lists, I present my personal SPN hit-lists
My top ten funny moments of the show
1. It`s tie between the Spoon-pic/ the itching powder and the glue-y bottle prank.
2. The ass-slap in Bugs, after they got the "We accept..."-speech twice.
Honorable mention for the towel turban.
3. Dean on a plane. Much, much better than snakes on a plane. *g*
4. The witness-questioning scene in Hell House, I love this guy who works at the burger joint.
Imagining their little faces when everybody had a different version.
5. The motel room in Provenance. Though honestly Sam looks like he digs it. ;)
6. Hookman: Dean parks the car right in front of a fire hydrant. On a completely empty street. Both lanes. And then he frowns when he comes back and finds a ticket. It`s just hilarious.
7. Sam being pegged for a pervert in Shadow. His little confused face is awesome.
8. "Low sodium freaks." God, I wanna use that as an insult.
9. The old lady in Something Wicked. And the bikini inspector. Hee.
10. "I have a nervous Yorkie upstairs." Oh Dean, you don`t lie for shit.
Top Ten WTF-moments?
1. The top has to got to....Insta-Dawn in Bugs.
I mean it was hilarious enough how Dean managed to hold off a gazillion bees with the tiniest flame-thrower ever known to man but the five minute night took the cake.
2. "Why didn`t you just call the cops?" in Route 666
Dear writers, that has got to be stupidest line ever written. Your freaking theme is a racially motivated killer truck and everybody goes on and on how the white folks were keeping the black folks down in the old days. So after a racist got killed by a couple of black guys, why indeed, didn`t they call the cops? *headdesk*
3. The ploing-sound accompanying the frying pan to the head in Benders
Did I somehow switch channels to Bugs Bunny? Or Tom & Jerry by any chance?
4. Why did noone notice the Shrtiga had already been feeding on little Sammy for months? Come on, that kid barely even twitched in that one scene.
5. Especially in the early episodes, nobody calling the boys on their outrageous lies right away and demand to perform a full body search. Huh?
6. Finding the one actress who didn`t have an iota of chemistry with Jensen and casting her for his supposedly twu wuv. The hell?
7. Missouri. Honestly, the whole character is a WTF-moment for me.
8. Celine Demon`s plan on the whole.
"So you burn the mothers of special kids on the ceiling once the kids turn 6 months?" "Exactly." "But the kids are still pretty much helpless, what if nobody pulls them from the fire?" "Uhm...."
"So why do you just burn the mothers? I mean, fathers, siblings, grandparents, aunts, uncles...they can all have a pretty stabilizing and heavy emotional influence on the kids?" "Uhm..."
"So, if the kids are in danger, like say from killing themselves or by your demonic children, shouldn`t that bother you if you need them?" "Uhm..."
"Okay, you harvest them every 22 years. If your second group has come of age, doesn`t this mean your first group is pushing fourty already?" "Uhm..."
"Why do you randomly burn girlfriends?" "Uhm...Oh, I know, it`s the same reason, I randomly burn mothers." *beams*
9. The plan in Dead Man`s Blood. Lets just wander between the hammocks and hope they don`t wake up.
Would the Winchester please come forward and accept their Darwin awards?
10. Meg`s haircut.
Top Ten Brotherly Moments
Because honestly, no chick flick moments my ass. :)
1. The Wall-slams in both the Pilot and Salvation. That was some awesome role reversal.
2. Dean and Sam standing united against yet unrevealed Dad.
3. The phone-call in Scarecrow. Wibble all around.
4. The campfire conversation in Wendigo. Dean`s words get through to Sam and in Sam`s current state, that`s huge.
5. Sam thanking Dean in Salvation and later DT.
6. Them walking (Route 666) and talking (Benders) in unison.
7. The whole of the Prank Wars. They were total buddies here.
8. Costumed brothers. Everytime, baby. *g*
9. WeeChesters and the Lucky Charms of Awwww.
10. THE SHOW!!!!
Top Ten Protective!Dean moments
1. Dean shooting everybody and everything that chokes/strangles or beats on Sam.
2. Dean pulling Sam from the fire and carrying him out. Twice.
And I bet he was much lighter the first time around.
3. His little hug after Sam got choked by the lamp. Damn you editors, damn you to hell. *shakes fist*
4. Sammy, Sammy Dean as the quasi parent rushing to Sam`s side in Bloody Mary
5. Dean`s anxiousness in Benders, him stumbling upon Sam in the cage. I bet Sam has now his own GPS installed on him.
6. When Dad insults him about the car, he takes it. When Dad grabs Sam, a line is crossed. And he gets physically shoved away from little bro.
7. The conversation in Provenance. He is empathic, sensitive and awesome.
8. Once the cat is out of the back, a constant wibbling about Sam`s visions.
Dean probably considers sending Sam to a far away convent here, to live his life out in piece as a nun. ;)
9. The snob in Provenance gets it after rejecting Sam`s hand.
10. Some jock at the party in Hookman shoulders Sam. Dean`s face indicates the guy is marked for later. ;)
Top Ten Protective!Sam moments
1. Sam steps over his father`s body in his haste to go to Dean. And he is very reluctant to leave Dean`s side to check on said father.
2. The first 12 minutes of Faith. Good god you can just see Sammy wanting to cuddle Dean close and never let him go.
3. Sam`s telekinesis should he really have that power is only hot for Dean. He came out of the closet for his brother. *g*
4. Sam`s angry face at the end of Faith when he finds Dean`s picture on the altar. If looks could kill, SueAnn would have been toast.
5. Sam is going bonkers because Dean hasn`t called in THREE HOURS in Scarecrow.
Good God, how did the man survive the four years at Stanford? :)
6. Sam`s utterly shocked and angry face at the realization that Cassie dumped Dean.
So much "That BITCH. You want me to kick her for you? Because I totally would."
7. Sam ignoring Hailey completely and running straight to strung-up Dean.
8. His "You were just a kid." in Something Wicked
He is trying here, folks. I bet if John was outside, he`d kick him for good measure.
9. Him calling Layla to somehow give Dean some peace of mind. Awwww.
10. Him being worried that Dean is getting the dead man`s blood alone.
My top ten funny moments of the show
1. It`s tie between the Spoon-pic/ the itching powder and the glue-y bottle prank.
2. The ass-slap in Bugs, after they got the "We accept..."-speech twice.
Honorable mention for the towel turban.
3. Dean on a plane. Much, much better than snakes on a plane. *g*
4. The witness-questioning scene in Hell House, I love this guy who works at the burger joint.
Imagining their little faces when everybody had a different version.
5. The motel room in Provenance. Though honestly Sam looks like he digs it. ;)
6. Hookman: Dean parks the car right in front of a fire hydrant. On a completely empty street. Both lanes. And then he frowns when he comes back and finds a ticket. It`s just hilarious.
7. Sam being pegged for a pervert in Shadow. His little confused face is awesome.
8. "Low sodium freaks." God, I wanna use that as an insult.
9. The old lady in Something Wicked. And the bikini inspector. Hee.
10. "I have a nervous Yorkie upstairs." Oh Dean, you don`t lie for shit.
Top Ten WTF-moments?
1. The top has to got to....Insta-Dawn in Bugs.
I mean it was hilarious enough how Dean managed to hold off a gazillion bees with the tiniest flame-thrower ever known to man but the five minute night took the cake.
2. "Why didn`t you just call the cops?" in Route 666
Dear writers, that has got to be stupidest line ever written. Your freaking theme is a racially motivated killer truck and everybody goes on and on how the white folks were keeping the black folks down in the old days. So after a racist got killed by a couple of black guys, why indeed, didn`t they call the cops? *headdesk*
3. The ploing-sound accompanying the frying pan to the head in Benders
Did I somehow switch channels to Bugs Bunny? Or Tom & Jerry by any chance?
4. Why did noone notice the Shrtiga had already been feeding on little Sammy for months? Come on, that kid barely even twitched in that one scene.
5. Especially in the early episodes, nobody calling the boys on their outrageous lies right away and demand to perform a full body search. Huh?
6. Finding the one actress who didn`t have an iota of chemistry with Jensen and casting her for his supposedly twu wuv. The hell?
7. Missouri. Honestly, the whole character is a WTF-moment for me.
8. Celine Demon`s plan on the whole.
"So you burn the mothers of special kids on the ceiling once the kids turn 6 months?" "Exactly." "But the kids are still pretty much helpless, what if nobody pulls them from the fire?" "Uhm...."
"So why do you just burn the mothers? I mean, fathers, siblings, grandparents, aunts, uncles...they can all have a pretty stabilizing and heavy emotional influence on the kids?" "Uhm..."
"So, if the kids are in danger, like say from killing themselves or by your demonic children, shouldn`t that bother you if you need them?" "Uhm..."
"Okay, you harvest them every 22 years. If your second group has come of age, doesn`t this mean your first group is pushing fourty already?" "Uhm..."
"Why do you randomly burn girlfriends?" "Uhm...Oh, I know, it`s the same reason, I randomly burn mothers." *beams*
9. The plan in Dead Man`s Blood. Lets just wander between the hammocks and hope they don`t wake up.
Would the Winchester please come forward and accept their Darwin awards?
10. Meg`s haircut.
Top Ten Brotherly Moments
Because honestly, no chick flick moments my ass. :)
1. The Wall-slams in both the Pilot and Salvation. That was some awesome role reversal.
2. Dean and Sam standing united against yet unrevealed Dad.
3. The phone-call in Scarecrow. Wibble all around.
4. The campfire conversation in Wendigo. Dean`s words get through to Sam and in Sam`s current state, that`s huge.
5. Sam thanking Dean in Salvation and later DT.
6. Them walking (Route 666) and talking (Benders) in unison.
7. The whole of the Prank Wars. They were total buddies here.
8. Costumed brothers. Everytime, baby. *g*
9. WeeChesters and the Lucky Charms of Awwww.
10. THE SHOW!!!!
Top Ten Protective!Dean moments
1. Dean shooting everybody and everything that chokes/strangles or beats on Sam.
2. Dean pulling Sam from the fire and carrying him out. Twice.
And I bet he was much lighter the first time around.
3. His little hug after Sam got choked by the lamp. Damn you editors, damn you to hell. *shakes fist*
4. Sammy, Sammy Dean as the quasi parent rushing to Sam`s side in Bloody Mary
5. Dean`s anxiousness in Benders, him stumbling upon Sam in the cage. I bet Sam has now his own GPS installed on him.
6. When Dad insults him about the car, he takes it. When Dad grabs Sam, a line is crossed. And he gets physically shoved away from little bro.
7. The conversation in Provenance. He is empathic, sensitive and awesome.
8. Once the cat is out of the back, a constant wibbling about Sam`s visions.
Dean probably considers sending Sam to a far away convent here, to live his life out in piece as a nun. ;)
9. The snob in Provenance gets it after rejecting Sam`s hand.
10. Some jock at the party in Hookman shoulders Sam. Dean`s face indicates the guy is marked for later. ;)
Top Ten Protective!Sam moments
1. Sam steps over his father`s body in his haste to go to Dean. And he is very reluctant to leave Dean`s side to check on said father.
2. The first 12 minutes of Faith. Good god you can just see Sammy wanting to cuddle Dean close and never let him go.
3. Sam`s telekinesis should he really have that power is only hot for Dean. He came out of the closet for his brother. *g*
4. Sam`s angry face at the end of Faith when he finds Dean`s picture on the altar. If looks could kill, SueAnn would have been toast.
5. Sam is going bonkers because Dean hasn`t called in THREE HOURS in Scarecrow.
Good God, how did the man survive the four years at Stanford? :)
6. Sam`s utterly shocked and angry face at the realization that Cassie dumped Dean.
So much "That BITCH. You want me to kick her for you? Because I totally would."
7. Sam ignoring Hailey completely and running straight to strung-up Dean.
8. His "You were just a kid." in Something Wicked
He is trying here, folks. I bet if John was outside, he`d kick him for good measure.
9. Him calling Layla to somehow give Dean some peace of mind. Awwww.
10. Him being worried that Dean is getting the dead man`s blood alone.