I know :-) Someone explained that to me a while ago but it doesn't make it less funny to me :-)

I'm more like: Why do all the Viking vampires have Hebrew and Greek names (Esther, Rebecca, Elijah, Michael, Nikolaus) and not, I don't know, Norse names?

Maybe Malte, Torben and Sven just wouldn't be sexy enough? (I know, they're not actually old Norse names but it'd still be pretty cool. "I'm Ole--fear me!")