I almost cried during Gladiator, and almost died from laughing in Alexander.

The shallow part of my brain could enjoy Gladiator for the music and some nifty action scenes - even though I was a tad bit disbelieving how you could just drag off the beloved leader of the army and war hero into the woods to "make" them disappear and nobody blinks an eye, that`s like Caesar "going for smokes" one morning and never coming back - but Alexander on top of being ludicrous was also boring as hell.

Gilgamesh. I ♥ you.

Heh. I just love the Gilgamesh tale.